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Naughty

                I was going to to stay at my friend’s house and his mom told us to come home at 10 o clock. We decided to go to this party and we didn’t leave this party till 2 in the morning. His mom was flipping out driving around looking for us and me and him, so we broke into this car and we slept inside it. When we woke up in the morning we decided to go back to his house. I and my friend were yelled at and his mom took away his cell phone and my mom took my cell phone away but it was a really fun night.

                One night my dad left to go to this girl’s house, so I had ten people come over .I had a box of morders (fire work). We were Chilin in my house when we decided to take a morder and blow up someone’s mail box but we could find a mail box that was on the side of the road and it was a church mailbox and this church had called the cops on me and I got arrested so I put the morder in the mailbox and lit the wick, when I seen that wick start to spark I shut the mailbox door and ran as fast as I could there was church people outside and they came towards us screaming at us so when they got to the mailbox it blew up into picies everywhere and they called the cops it was another fun night.

                I was with my friend behind this alley and there was a big pile of cardboard and paper and trash so we got all of our lighters and lit the pile on fire the flame was really big and this cop car had drove by and seen all the smoke and he pulled behind the alley and my friend Aaron screamed 5-0 run and we took off running I jumped four fences and decided to hide in this guys backyard but in the end no one got caught.

 Nice

                 I decided to go with my whole family to a Christmas mass at ST Aiden church I picked up my grandma and I helped her get in the car and I helped my grandma the whole day it was a good deed.

                I did a nice thing when I returned this guys wallet I found in a restaurant but I still got in trouble cuz I took all the money out of it.

home sweet home

my entry wage is 1747.2 per month and this is enough money to pay for this home per month. this home is located in ukiah California. i would like to live in this studio because it is in a warm area where i can go outside without having to worry about the weather unlike Michigan. 

 Income per month- 1747.2

0A Studio 

 Price $600 - $ 700

Deposit $400  

Sq. ft. 380

Bath(s) 1

Heating/cooling-100

Electric-100

Water-100

Cable/internet- 100

Left over for whatever I want-909                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              

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1I am grateful for my mom because she is a wonderful person who is always there for me. She always has something to say that can put a smile on my face. She always pushes for me to try and do my hardest in life she wants me to be successful. That is why I am grateful for my mom.

2 I am grateful for food because food is what supports life and it taste good and it is a wonder full feeling when you are starving and then u eat a wonderful plate of food that smells delicious and looks amazing and tastes great that is why I am grateful for food.

3 I am grateful for my dad because he has supported my goals and helped me be successful in life.

4i am grateful for animals because they are amazing and friendly and most are fuzzy and fluffy my favorite animal is a kitten because kittens are so soft or a pit bull because they are ferocious.

5 I am grateful for new movies because I like to go to the movies and watch them on the big screen because they are accelerating and exciting.

6 I am grateful for music because music in a thing that show my emotions and I like the beats think music is a musical way of showing my emotions.

7 I am grateful for the internet because it is a thing to do and there are many things  to do on the internet when u are extremely bored.

8 I am grateful for cars because if cars weren’t invented then everybody would have to walk everywhere and I hate to walk.

9i am grateful for life because life is a wonderful thing I am glad for whoever invited life.

10 I am grateful for school because without school then everyone would be retarded.

blog #10

National Guard

                National Guard has both part time and full time opportunities but when enlisted. The government will give you money to go to college. You may have another job and still be a national guard because this job has you working inside the us mostly but you can be assigned outside of the country if it is necessary. This job has you work when there is disasters like tornadoes and floods and earthquakes or times of crisis. This job helps the people and protects the people from anything or anyone that are harming them. This job requires no degrees or certifications but when enlisted you may get degrees.

                There are many different pathways when being a national guard like- combat (infantry, artillery, armor, aviation, air defense), combat support (engineer, chemical, military police, signal, military intelligence, civil affairs), and combat service support (finance, public affairs, personnel, supply, maintenance, transportation) these pathways.

                       In the Air National Guard, career paths include those in administration, aircraft maintenance, communications, construction, engineering and other scientific and technical positions, health care, human services, media and public affairs, munitions, officer positions, other aviation, public service, space missions, and vehicle maintenance/transportation.

          I could be a national guard and like this job.

Train operators

There are set ranks among train operators. Workers typically start as laborers in the yard, then become brake persons, progress to conductors, and finally become train engineers.
A small number of colleges offer certificate and associate degree programs in railroad operations. Some programs train students for jobs as conductors or engineers, while others prepare them for entry-level positions. Although it is not necessary to complete a formal college program.

1.

Tow Truck Driver  

2.

Parking Lot Attendant

3.

Bus Driver

4.

Courier / Messenger 

5

.Taxi Driver 

6.

Pest Controller

7.

Train Operator

8.

Truck Driver

9.

Heavy Equipment Operator

10.

Mail Carrier

26. National Guard-

I would like to be a national guard because I like helping  and I would like to support my country by fight for it I really get into this I have always thought about being in the army it has been one of my dreams sense I could remember. I like being active and I like to go away for long periods of time. And I also feel that if I was in  the army I could visit different countries around the world I like the idea of this job but it is difficult and it has many risks like dying  or getting seriously injured and being handicapped for the rest of my life.  The army also pays for your collage so I would go and come back and go to college without having to pay for it myself another thing that interests me about the army is the money. And I think I could keep this job for a long time and still save a lot of money for when I retired.

Devils night
My devil night plans for the year of 2009. included devils night staying out all night with friend I will sneak out and go in to a neighborhood and toilet paper and egg and ding dong ditch random house’s but there is a certain house well it’s not a house it’s   my old house it foreclosed because me and my mom moved into her new boyfriend’s house well we let people rent out certain rooms in the house well now the people refuse to leave so I will go to that house which is located on six mile and middle belt 29931 bobrich and I will egg toilet paper key scratch this red truck because the wont move out of my old house so when we moved out they decided to stay there until the house is sold so me and my friends will make his car a laughing stock in the whole neighborhood.
Halloween
    On Halloween I will be going to a party this party cannot go in to detail but it will last from seven to seven yes all night I plan on leaving the party and going trick or treating …… NOT I hope that I don’t wake up on Sunday with a headache.
Costume
    My favorite Halloween costume that I wore was a human keg. I was ten years old when I wore it and I thought it was the best Halloween costume in the world but a couple years later and then I decided that I wouldn’t be going trick or treating any more.
Candy
    My favorite candy is butterfingers and reeses but I like the people who think they can leave a whole bowl of candy on the porch and the kids will only take one or two well did they have another thing coming anybody that thinks teenagers who c an bowl of candy sitting on the porch with no one out there is stupid and idiotic and should probably be wearing a helmet right now.
History
-    The Celts who lived 2000 years ago that is now Ireland created November 1st the start of winter (cold) and the end of summer.
-    The 31st is when they celebrated  Samhain this day is meant to be the day when the ghost and the dead return to earth
-    During the celebration the Celts usually wore costumes that typically consisted of animal heads and animal skins
-    By ad 43 Romans had conquered the majority of Celtic territory
-    By the 800 the influence of Christianity  had spread into Celtic territory

24 hours to live…………

                If I woke up one day of my life and was told u have 24 hours to live from rite now 3 2 1 go. I would hope that it was summer June 13^th my birthday I would have a huge party with friends and family I would say goodbye to my best friends I would say goodbye to my mom and dad and thank them for everything they had ever done for me I would want this day to be in the state of Michigan because this is my home state my favorite state because there is all four seasons summer spring fall and winter I like summer the most because we are all out of school.

                On my last day it would be summer time 85 degrees out the sun rays flowing to earth with blue skies with big puffy clouds the ones that look like cotton candy where you just want to reach your hand out and grab the clouds and place them in your mouth where they dissolve on your Tung. The smell in the air would be a perfect sent the perfect sent in the fresh air blowing in your face at 10 miles per hour I would go up into the sky in a plane and jump out of the plane pull my parachute and slowly coast down to the ground I would get out of my parachute twenty feet in the air and fall in to the lake. The water in the lake would be a perfect crystal clear blue and I would splash in to the water come underneath the water surface and rise thought the layer of water on the top that separates water and air feeling like I was killed and reborn again I would have my mom and dad come pick me up in the water on our jet boat they would let me drive and I would make it go as fast as the boat could go you would be able to see the front half of the boat out of the water. When I got to land it would be 7:00 and I would go eat at apple bees  the best restaurant in the world I would get the fiesta lime chicken with a larger cherry coke my pop would be ice cold and my food would be steaming hot I would make the first cut in the chicken ant the wonderful juices would come pouring out of the meat  after dinner I would go to bed after calling all my family members  I would wake up two hours before I died and I would get dressed and go to church with my family and pray to god thanking him for the gift of life.                                                                   

riddles

1)      There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.

What is it?

2)      A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I.

3)      A 6-foot tall Magician had a water glass and was holding the glass above his head. He let it drop to the carpet without spilling a single drop of water.

How could he manage to drop the glass from a height of six feet and not spill a drop of water?

4)       I have no voice and yet I speak to you, I tell of all things in the world that people do. I have leaves, but I am not a tree, I have pages, but I am not a bride or royalty. I have a spine and hinges, but I am not a man or a door, I have told you all, I cannot tell you more. What am I?

5)      There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 meters.. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 meters. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 meters. Which way does he swim?

6)      I sleep by day, I fly by night. I have no feathers to aid my flight.
What am I?

7)      A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

8)      Pat Smith gives someone a dollar. Pat is this person's brother, but the person is not Pat's brother. How can that be?

9)      David was out for a walk when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet.

How could this happen?

10)  A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?

IN TEN YEARS………………………

  In ten years I will be 24 years old and I hope to be out of collage and earthier a chef or in the military or both together a chef in the military hope to be stationed in Germany because that is a safe place to be when in the military and I want to have a girlfriend with hope fully no children I want to live in California because I like the hot weather I hate Michigan because in Michigan there is hot summers and very cold winters. In California I would like to have a house in the northern part of California because I like wooded areas my house wouldn’t be a  house it would be a apartment because my career would make me be in a different country or away for a long period of time I hope to be in a good society with other military people in the same area I would hope to have a Honda civic 1999 model because that is a nice car it is a car that has a lot of engine space and this car can be modified a lot I have always liked this car and I want to have a hobby and this hobby will be car shows I will have an el camino because I have always dreamed of having one of these cars and I want to  have a movie theater in my house by this I mean a big TV with a comfortable couch with a cart that make popcorn and this will be in the room I will have a surround stereo  system hooked up to my TV so when I watch movies I will feel like I am In the movie or like real life this is what I hope to be in ten years.   

EXAMPLES:

Conventional- normal, ordinary, common-ordinary rather than different or original.

Predatory-robbery, selfish, stealing-taking things from others.

Alcove-cubby, corner, cell- any recessed area or space.

Menace-caution, danger, threat-a person whose actions, attitudes, or ideas are considered dangerous or harmful

Impasse-dead end, blocked, jam-a position or situation from which there is no escape

CONECTIONS:

In the story dirk is called a street kid and my dad calls me a hoodlum and ghetto  punk well I believe that I would feel how he feels I spend all my time out on the streets the streets is where I spend most of my time I walk around with friends.

In the story dirk started selling newspapers to make money well when I was ten years old I had my own paper route and I was a paper boy selling news papers like dirk.

In the story a man bowls a perfect game a 300 game well this remind me of my uncle because he loves bowling and he has bowled 6 300 games.

In the story dirk had devolved a policy flee or die well one night me and six of my friend went outside and went ding dong ditching well we were about to do a house at 3;30 am and a cop pulled up and I decide to run as fast as I could or get caught this is like him running from those gangs.

When the alley dog ate the burger he got  it disappeared down his throat as if a hole had opened into the universe well when I was really Hungary I demolished a burger and it disappeared down my throat.

QUESTIONS:

What was under the fire escape? When he was coming down the stairs something was growling at him.

Why were the gangs attacking him? When there are tons of people in the city

Why does the author name the street dog dirk?

Why did dirk the dog stay at the farm that the kid was at?

 Why did the kid let his dog stay at the farm?

INTRESTING/IMPORTANT SENTENCES OR PASSAGES:

It is important that the kid had found dirk and dirk was able to help the kid.

Dirk is a interesting name for a dog it shows detail about the dog.

It is important that the kid was able to take in dirk or dirk might have died.

An important part of the story is that his parents are alcoholics and do not care about the kid.

It is important that the guy in the bowling alley won a 300 game because the kid was able to get a body guard that would protect him from the gangs the body guard is dirk the dog.

a b c intro

A- Is for allergies witch I have at this time.
B- Is for biegs my nickname
C- Is for cats my favorite pet
D- Is for depression life’s focus point
E- Is for energy a fantastic use of evolution
F- Is for family my family is the best I wouldn’t change anything
G- Is for god the creator of life
H- Is for hamburger my favorite food on earth
I- Is for intelligence something everybody has
J- Is for josh my first name
K- Is for kitchen my favorite work place
L- Is for life the heart of the earth
M- Is for meat the best type of food
N- Is for national guard my future career
O- Is for oxygen the gas that allows me to live
P- Is for people I hate people
Q- Is for quietness the best noise on earth
R- Is for random my personality
S- Is for swine flu oink
T- is for texting witch my favorite hobby
U- is for unusual which describes me
V- is for variety the mix in life
W- is for words the way we communicate
X- is for XML a computer language
Y- is for yellow the worst color on earth
Z- is for zombies the dead I alive

communicator

What type of communicator am I, I like to talk on online with aim myspace facebook or texting I like to go on myspace and change my layout and music and I also like to browse through my friends myspace’s and seeing what they are doing on myspace or what they have set there music to and talk to them though myspace.

I also liked to go on facebook and play games with people around the world like I have four hundred and thirty six friends on facebook and some of them live in different countries I can alo communicate on facebook. My favorite game on facebook is mob wars and I like playing pirate aships witch is a replica of battle ships it is the same concept another game I like to play is called dots I ussaly play this game with ppl who set games up on facebook

I also hav a aim I use aim not that much but I use it to talk to one of my friends that left michigan and moved to texes and then wasjhington I ussaly talk to him at least a cuple times a mounth on aim I was tyalking to my brother his name is david and he is curenty in iraq he is a national guard for the us military. when he was in iraq I used aim to talk to him.

I also use this website witch allows me to use my webcam and I talk with my friends on line but most of the time I go on live chat rooms that other ppl started I really like to go tochat rooms that ppl start like there are certain cateigories that u can go to like one of my favorite cateigories is random and I just go on and other people can see me and I can see them.

That is the type of commuinmicatin that I like to do when talking to friends

my fantasy school

My fantasy school would have four hour days because the requirement would be the bare minimum with math and science and language arts and American history so my school has no elective within the school because this will allow students to get out of school faster the school will have two gyms for after school activities and swimming pools but all of these extra activities must be done after school they would be like after school clubs my school will not have bells because I feel that students can decide if they want to learn or if they want to be stupid all of their lives there is a special room for kids to relax this room is cold in the summer and the room is warm in the winter this room will have window on the roof and on the sides the roof windows or sky lights will provide natural sun light which is good for the environment the relaxing room will have places to sit and talk with friend or tables for home work or for the students to study for tests or quiz’s

This is my fantasy school so I hoped u like it have a great day